Archive for March, 2010

It’s shit. There you go, save you reading the post. Hang on a minute. It’s not completely shit. But it’s definitely quite shit. In some ways. Perhaps you’d better read this after all.

Hello. I haven’t been here for a while. It is a pattern that is likely to be on repeat for the immediate future at least, although at least this time I’ve got a different excuse for my non-posting. I’ve been away, see? On a much needed (but scarcely deserved) weekend away with ‘the lads’ to [...]

Several problems, actually, as Ubisoft’s 2009 blockbuster makes me question whether we’re all living in a computer generated simulation where deeply average games are lauded as being FUCKING ACE.

Here it is then, the review that the entire video games industry has been waiting for since 2008. Sit down and shut your pie hole: the most knowledgeable person in gaming is about to give his verdict on GTA4.


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