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		<title>The Daily Muckout: Cocaine Cowboys and a request for death (mine)</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 02 Sep 2010 13:28:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[“I truly truly [sic] hope you fucking die because I hate you. Your mother should have had an abortion.” So yeah, not a bad start to the week. One of the few downsides of moderating an internet forum is that one occasionally runs into people that instead of a brain, have a large muscle in [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Daily Muckout &#8211; death is imminent</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 27 Aug 2010 13:32:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[This is basically a farewell note as I will be killed in a car crash in about three hours.]]></description>
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		<title>The Daily Muckout &#8211; normal (ie poor) service is resumed</title>
		<link>http://virtuallypastit.com/?p=724</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 26 Aug 2010 13:03:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Virtually Past It</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Refusing to give up and being needlessly pissy to comedians since 2008 (actually 2009).]]></description>
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		<title>Virtually Past It: seriously injured, but in a stable condition.</title>
		<link>http://virtuallypastit.com/?p=713</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Jul 2010 12:07:54 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[General Bobbins]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Hello. This isn&#8217;t really a proper post. I just thought I&#8217;d better do something to illustrate that I have not been eviscerated or drowned. It&#8217;s the blog equivalent of Alan Partridge giving directions to Heston Services on Radio 4, just so you know it&#8217;s not &#8216;dead air&#8217;. (By the way, Heston Services can be found [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Watson, you&#8217;re creeping me the fuck out</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 09 Jun 2010 20:44:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Virtually Past It</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Vague Attempt At Humour]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[So you&#8217;re the world&#8217;s greatest detective. But even a master of criminology with the finest mind in the Empire needs a partner. And what are the most important requirements for a partner? To be dependable? To provide an invaluable second opinion? To book the carriage from Baker Street? Or to really fuck your mind up [...]]]></description>
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		<title>PC or Mac? That’s not a question, it’s an idiot test.</title>
		<link>http://virtuallypastit.com/?p=698</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Jun 2010 14:46:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Let’s get one thing straight: Apple evangelists should probably be murdered in their sleep. Anyone that uses the phrase ‘it just works’ should be kicked to death. No question. I’d even be prepared to chip in with a boot or two. And I’ve got fucking massive feet. So why does Microsoft make it impossible to [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Back! Like a slightly confused, elderly phoenix from the flames.</title>
		<link>http://virtuallypastit.com/?p=685</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 07 May 2010 13:08:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I got hacked. Well, not me directly. That would not be possible, given that I am a carbon based life form without the ability to connect directly to the internet. And ok, technically it wasn&#8217;t even the site that got hacked. It was the host&#8217;s servers. But let&#8217;s not split hairs. It&#8217;s been a bad [...]]]></description>
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		<title>My useless mind is ruining my ability to enjoy games</title>
		<link>http://virtuallypastit.com/?p=665</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 08 Apr 2010 13:56:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Virtually Past It</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[PS3]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Xbox 360]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Zombies don't run]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[In which I examine (sort of) my current lack of patience with games in general, and whether, ultimately, there is something wrong with me.]]></description>
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		<title>Heavy Rain: The Virtually Past It verdict</title>
		<link>http://virtuallypastit.com/?p=650</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 30 Mar 2010 20:54:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Virtually Past It</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Reviews]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[It's shit. There you go, save you reading the post. Hang on a minute. It's not completely shit. But it's definitely quite shit. In some ways. Perhaps you'd better read this after all. ]]></description>
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		<title>Ten idiots, one house, quite a few sheep and a shitload of beer</title>
		<link>http://virtuallypastit.com/?p=623</link>
		<comments>http://virtuallypastit.com/?p=623#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 18 Mar 2010 17:44:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Virtually Past It</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Hello. I haven’t been here for a while. It is a pattern that is likely to be on repeat for the immediate future at least, although at least this time I’ve got a different excuse for my non-posting. I’ve been away, see? On a much needed (but scarcely deserved) weekend away with ‘the lads’ to [...]]]></description>
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