A blog about some things as seen through the eyes of an idiot
Hello. This isn’t really a proper post. I just thought I’d better do something to illustrate that I have not been eviscerated or drowned. It’s the blog equivalent of Alan Partridge giving directions to Heston Services on Radio 4, just so you know it’s not ‘dead air’. (By the way, Heston Services can be found [...]
So you’re the world’s greatest detective. But even a master of criminology with the finest mind in the Empire needs a partner. And what are the most important requirements for a partner? To be dependable? To provide an invaluable second opinion? To book the carriage from Baker Street? Or to really fuck your mind up [...]
Let’s get one thing straight: Apple evangelists should probably be murdered in their sleep. Anyone that uses the phrase ‘it just works’ should be kicked to death. No question. I’d even be prepared to chip in with a boot or two. And I’ve got fucking massive feet. So why does Microsoft make it impossible to [...]
I got hacked. Well, not me directly. That would not be possible, given that I am a carbon based life form without the ability to connect directly to the internet. And ok, technically it wasn’t even the site that got hacked. It was the host’s servers. But let’s not split hairs. It’s been a bad [...]
In which I examine (sort of) my current lack of patience with games in general, and whether, ultimately, there is something wrong with me.