A blog about some things as seen through the eyes of an idiot
So you’re the world’s greatest detective. But even a master of criminology with the finest mind in the Empire needs a partner. And what are the most important requirements for a partner? To be dependable? To provide an invaluable second opinion? To book the carriage from Baker Street? Or to really fuck your mind up [...]
It’s nearly time for the BPI to hold their annual awards bash, a celebration of the mediocre, banal and offensively bad. It makes me angry. It should make you angry, too.
It’s all work, work, work. Well, apart from the toilet dashes and musing on what it’s like to be closer to middle age than teenage. That’s right folks: I’m in a rotten fucking mood. Sorry.
I was messing about with xtranormal.com, and I made this. Took me about an hour. It basically addresses all the inherent dangers of playing video games, via the medium of swearing. Lots of swearing. It’s not big or clever, but then, nor am I. Well, I’m reasonably big. But not clever. I got an ‘N’ [...]
I’m not going to lie to you, I was running out of steam with this. My new years resolutions for 2010 are to never watch another Piers Morgan programme on television, and never attempt another review of the year. Normal service will be resumed very soon.