A blog about some things as seen through the eyes of an idiot
In which I examine (sort of) my current lack of patience with games in general, and whether, ultimately, there is something wrong with me.
Several problems, actually, as Ubisoft’s 2009 blockbuster makes me question whether we’re all living in a computer generated simulation where deeply average games are lauded as being FUCKING ACE.
Here it is then, the review that the entire video games industry has been waiting for since 2008. Sit down and shut your pie hole: the most knowledgeable person in gaming is about to give his verdict on GTA4.
Teddy bears: not necessarily the first things that spring to mind when you say the words “exact bloody revenge”.
Bayonetta? Is it ‘all that’? Really? REALLY? Well apparently I am the only person to have played it that has not needed to change my underwear. Discuss. The game, not my underwear. I’m not wearing any. In fact, I’m naked.